Dayum Bugs!

Stock Photo of a Spider
 

Stock Photo of a Carpenter Ant
 

This is delicated to my sister Yolanda! She will jump out of a moving car while driving to get away from a Bee. ( And she did)
 
Ok yall bout to be hollering when I tell yall this.
 
 Why I was in the basement this morning ironing my clothes for work, when I heard this bug noise by the window. Im like dangggggg whats that noise, it sound like a fly. So I looked up at the window …………..why it was a Bee??????? You know I was hollering right???! So I let him stay there, but I was watching his butt still ironing. But why the dogone Bee go leave the window and try to come ova there by me? So you know I was about to hit it up the stairs? K, why I looked over there against the wall and remembered I had some bug spray. So, I went got it, turned the pump on, tipped over by the window where the Bee was and started spraying his butt!!!!!! I got that nicka drunk on bug spray. Do you know this fool was still moving in the bug juice, drunk as I don’t know what.
 
My eyes were this big 00.  My mind started playing tricks on me. So I tippee toed back to put the spray down, and something told me to look at my fingers where you hold the pump spray, WHY IT WAS ANOTHER BASEMENT BUG ON THE PUMP? It looked like a snail. I just started screaminggggggggggggg and holleringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. I threw the spray down and flew up the steps. lolllllll
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I was irritated! Ughhhhh
 
Stock photo of Arizona bark scorpion pair
 
I hate bugs! Which leads me to this question.
What is it that you cannot stand, bugs, grass, ants, spiders, name any phobia. And tell a short story if youre in the mood.
 
Be Blessed
Lacrease
 
Where works of the flesh exists, there is NO joy
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