Are you Sarcastic?

 
 
 I must admit……….I am very sarcastic. I think that people who are sarcastic have minds that goes here and there on subjects. No matter how I try to tone it down, I am always saying something that I aint got no  business saying. Sometimes I just laugh at myself. cause I cant belive that I am saying it.
 
All my life I wanted to be a Lawyer. I would tear a court room up with my cross examinations, accusations. I would rode rule a court room. I love to ask questions. Let me tell yall, I will be asking you one question, and before you can get it out, I would be on my 3rd one. lol
 
People say Im nosey, but I just want to know. I want to know who was the person, have you seen him before, what color he had on, what kind of shoes he was wearing, how was his hair, teeth, car he was driving. what time was it, who knows him out here. I swear with my skills I would terrorize a court room.
 
 
Thats why I love to watch Judge Judy, and Judge Mathis. They have me hollering!!!! She is soooooooo sarcastic.
 
I have to keep on being honest. I wouldnt hurt a fly. Im nice and very funny. But when I get mad or Im being funny there are some things that I have said that makes me laugh even when I think of it.
 
My old time favorites\’ sarcastic lines:
 
  • When Im on the phone and Im arguing or debating with them, and the person hangs up on me,. I will call  them right back and say……….. sorry my phone messed up, it made a mistake and hung up. lol
  • If Im in my room and my daughter comes in and change the channel while I was in the bathroom. I will say, Imma have to take this TV back, cause the remote be making a mistake and turn the channel. ( my daughter be hollering laughing)
  • If I have a pop sitting on the table, and I look at it and its almost gone from my daughter sipping it. I\’ll say go in the refrigerator and get my pop cause this one aint mines.
  • When Im at work and my light is off  at my register( cashier) and a customer walks up and start putting their items on the counter, just because Im standing there. I will look at the light and say \”dang did my light pop on and I didnt know it\’? I have this stupid look on my face. lol
  • My daughter is always going in my purse for some gum, so when I see her, I\’ll say, when you buy that purse like mines, cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww you aint going in mines w/o permission. Thats gotta be yours. lol
So my question to you : Are you Sarcastic? What are some things you say to people. Do you even like sarcastic people? so you have friends or family who are?
 
 
Where works of the flesh exists, there is NO joy

My Sister Peedie!

 

Hey Fam!
 
 Today I celebrate my sister Peedie! Peedie is my baby, I swear I had her, I love her sooooo soooo soooooo much.
 
Peedie is the baby of us 4. She feels she is suppose to get any and everything she ask for. I always tell her, when me and my other sister Na was getting whoopings where were you? lol Cause by the time she got old enough to get whoppings my mom and dad was tired! lollll. She missed out on all that.
 
Peedie is 32, a Capricorn and sweet as pie. We all ( gurls) try to get out and do sister things together. When we get mad at each other, we try to make friends before leaving who ever house we are at. We are always debating. We are a debating family lol. And my dad is the ring leader. My mom is a cancer and my dad a Scorpio. So we got all of that from him.
 
Peedie has 3 kids, Greg 15, Gary 12, and Ganell 10. They are my babies too. Me and Peedie live exactly 1-2 mintues away from each other. Our kids walk to each other house.
 
Last night I took her to see Gerald Levert in Casino, and my other sister Na, took us both out to dinner.
 
Today, I Thank God for giving me such beautiful and wonderful sisters. They are alllllllllllllllllll mines. lol
 
I love you PD
 
Your Sister Z ( nick name)
 
 
 
Where works of the flesh exists, there is NO joy
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