Please stop what you are doing and watch this! Funnaaaaaaaaaa
Enjoy
Cree
Entry for July 25, 2007
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Ugh!!! Cant sleep tonight, so I decided to get on line and blog. Its 6:48 am and I am cramping and so bloated that I could just float up in space somewhere. I\’m hungry but all I could find is peanut butter no jam ( in the tune of Cedric the Entertainer\’s on Kings of Comedy). So I got a spoon and I\’m eating it out of the jar. I remember when we were growing up, me and my sister loved us some peanut butter, mannnnn we use to open the jar, stick our fingers in it and eat our butss off. Then my momma would go to fix us some, and she would say \’who been sneakin in the peanut butter\”? We would be the first to lie. We couldn\’t understand how she knew that somebody had been in the peanut butter. Well duhhhhhh, Im grown now, and I can sure as heck tell when my doublemint gum has only one left, when it should be 3!!! Dang………..we were some dum kids. ROFL!
You know as you get older you start thinking about the ignant things you use to do.I had to be the ignanist, meanest, stupidest early 20ish gurl you had ever seen. I remember one day, I was into it with the gurl downstairs from me. We lived in a 2 family flat, I called all my gurls over, we bought drinks, and everything, plus I had a brand new Fisher Stereo System. Well I told my friends to stomp on the floor, dance, make all the noise you can, cause we was about to run home gurl outta her and her kids mind!!!!!!! Kids too ( aint that ignant?) They did just that, we were drunk and acting a fool. Well she called the police on me, and when they came out it was my friend Micheal Jackson and his partner. When he saw my face, he was like gurl what yall doing? Why did she call the police on you? I told him, and he said \”its some fione women here, is she jealous\”. After they left we went on partying, and then made it known to her, that she had called out MY friends from the Police Station.(AH~HA)
After all my company left, I was tired, drunk, and sleepy. The next day, I woke up and guess who was standing over me? My Landlord, and he\’s a white guy. So I jumped up, vomit all in the bed, on the floor, and all he said was Lacrease, you didn\’t lock you door, and the gurl called me and told me that you were having a party and playing loud music over her head last night. That was all I needed to hear, that partying stuff, I had to hang up. How spooky is it to wake up and your landlord is standing over you? He didn\’t do anything to me, but its the fact of me being so out of my mind, that this would happen.
Thats why this is one of my favorite scriptures in the bible.11When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things .1 Corinthians 13:10-12 (King James Version
Aint that the dogone truth? We do a lot of childish things growing up, if I could change one thing about myself as I reminisce on my mess, it would be to listen more and not run my mouth so heavy. Goodness, I\’m surprised somebody aint knocked my mouth off. Its funny now, because I am so not that. I don\’t bother anyone, don\’t go out, don\’t smoke, don\’t drink all I love to do is go to concerts, plays, movies, take walks, and TRAVEL! If I even go off on somebody I would be sitting up thinking to myself, how am I going to make this right with this/that person. I would be plotting on how I\’m going to make back friends with you. LOL Sometimes I ask God, why am I so friendly, and so nice to people, and when they go off on me. I may or may not go off, but its funny cause we could be in a fight or argument, and as soon as you walk away, if a car comes and hit you, I would be the first one crying, screaming, calling the police, going to the hospital with you and all. I can see myself doing that. Sometimes it bothers me to believe that I could fight you one min and be praying for you in another. Is that normal. Good thing I never had a fight in my life, probaly cant fight. LOL If I could take back every punch I threw I would.
Well, I\’m going to close out for now, you know how you hear a song in your mind, and you cant stop playing it? Well, here is that song, YOU LISTEN TO IT TOO! HAHA
CREE
PEARLS OF WISDOM
July 27-29, 2007
Detroit, Michigan
Entry for July 24, 2007
Hey,
I miss you all. Lots been going on with me. I went to see Anita Baker this past Saturday, and yall know she threw down. She said that its going to be an every year concert, so you know your gurl will be there. This Friday, in a few days my friends from The Tyler Perry Message Board will be in Detroit for a weekend get together for our first meet and greet. We are be staying at The Renisannce Hotel in downtown Detroit and we are going to have a ball!!! We are POW Pearls of Wisdom, so if you are a Tyler Perry fan, you know us from the board. Phyllis from Delaware will be here, Tracy from NJ, \”Cookie\” from Grand Rapids, and my self here in the hosting city of Detroit, Michigan. We are going to have a ball! Cant wait.
Well, my daughter, my only will be moving out soon. She is staying on campus here in Detroit, so thats cool. How do you live alone? I mean I dont have a boyfriend, by choice ( waiting on the Lord) and I wont even know what to do with myself. I go to concerts and movies, I love to travel, but what in the world am I going to do without my bestfriend?? We are very close. People tell me that I should be happy, well I am………………but she never gave me any problems to want her to be gone and on her on, you know? But its cool, better start getting myself a life!!!!! ROFL
Anyway, whats up with you all. Im going to be stopping by your homes to see whats up with yall aiight? I have been to a few. Take care and God Bless You all!
Lacrease
Pearls of Wisdom
Entry for July 01, 2007
Good Sunday Morning!!!
Here I am up again, knowing full well I am sleepy yall. I just had to check in on this lovely Sunday morning. I\’m suppose to go to Church in the morning, but I\’m not going. My Church is starting to spoil me, and no that\’s not a good enough reason not to go. Well, we are on streamingfaith and the services I attend is LIVE on line and even though I\’m not there, it shows so clear without any interruptions. I love it. I sit right here for Live bible study on Wednesday nights, and for the first time this morning, I will watch 9:30 Church services from home. I know I\’m not getting that in the spirit feeling I need, but it sure feels good to still get that \”food\” from where I sit.
I know yall are tired of my job related stories, but something is eating me and I\’m starting to think that its not the customers as much as I think. When I\’m working the counter that use to say 12 items or less, that only has 3 slots to hold groceries, while the others have 8. People no matter how many times I say \”maam you have 3 bags, or sir you have 2 bags. They still walk off without their bags, or leave them all. How do you walk off and leave ALL your bags? But the part that irks me is, they will come back and say \”miss, you forgot to give me my bags\”!! That pisses me off to the 100th power. And I say noooooooooooooo, Miss maam YOUR hands forgot to pick them up after you paid for them. They just gotta blame somebody, if they put the blame of themselves they will learn that they have to be more aware of their things. But when they accuse me of leaving it, they wont examine themselves. And like I told the lady, I\’m here all day for 9 hours, if you blame me, and leave your bags, YOU gotta jump in your car and come back!!! Not me I\’m already here! Stop blaming me!! Then this one black guy came through my line, he was cool tho. He had his discount card, guess he worked at another store, and said here, swipe this. I said, you have a swiper on your side, swipe it. So he says, with his grown butt, the other ladies at the other store do it for me. I said what???????? Do what for you? He said swipe my card, mind you he went on and done it. So I said, well do you have people to read the bible to you, or do you like to read it for yourself, he started cracking up, talking about,NAN NANAN ANANA SEE, THATS A TOTAL DIFFERENT EXAMPLE. ROFLLLLLLLL I was cracking up at him. I said practice getting in the habit of doing things on your own!!! We laughed, but see what I go through daily. Everyday the people of this world are getting spolied. Things are right at our fingertips. We dont have to move a muscle. Well, Imma say this, Im the wrong cashier for all that spoiled mess, they got me messed up. Cause I aint doing all of that baby!!!! LOL This black gurl came through my line tonight and gon say to me, do I have to get my groceries, I said yeah WHO ELSE GON GET EM ( and she paid for them). These people crazy. My coworkers call me Monique personality and all. I dont play, I love to laugh, will make a joke out of the truth, and cool as I dont know what!!!
Now this is where my issue come in at. I told you a few of my stories of today, but I dont know why at this time in my life, people are getting on my nerves so tough. So, let me examine myself.
First of all, my daughters school/college stuff and her moving out is getting my down. I will be glad when she can move in, we can get her settled in, and take care of her personal needs and cares, then I will be able to relax. Second, Im ready to leave Walmart, and work with teens, my life is not going to be right until I do. I love teenagers something terrible, and I need to be helping as many as I can. Third, Im being garnished and its a court order to stop it, and they are killing me in wages. KILLING ME! So when I called these clowns and ask them did they get the same court order paper I GOT IN THE MAIL for them to stop, he was like no, we didn\’t get it. I said you mean to tell me that you didn\’t get the paper, when I said it mean and ruff, he was like O, YOU DIDNT ASK ME IF I SAW IT IN THE COMPUTER. I said THATS THE ONLY QUESTION IM CALLING YOU FOR!!!!!!! Made me mad!!!!! So after he answerd the question, he got mad (whattheheck) he mad for, all he is a assistant?????????? Then I called Walmart to see if they got it, they was like nawwwwww we didn\’t get it. So I sitting here saying to myself, they all the papers to start it, but aint NAAM BODY got none to stop it!!!!! But the lady told me to Fax her over the court papers , and they were going to stop it immediately! So guess yall know Im going to Kinko\’s today!!!!!!! Fourth, I\’m not doing anything I\’m suppose to be doing in life. Its like days are passing my by and I\’m doing nothing, just procrastinating and I\’m so sick about it.
So, when I think about my own issues, I believe that when the customers get on my nerves, that it aint all that bad, its just that I\’m not doing what Im suppose to be doing in my life, so when they piss me off, I\’m really feeling like, I dont need this extra mess in my life. I examine myself by asking these questions. La\’crease, if you were about to get the job of your dreams working with teens, and you had 2 more weeks to work at Walmart, would people bother you as much as you think? The answer is NO!!! I ask myself, if Neishia was in school and settled down, would they bother you as much, and my answer is NO. I ask myself, if the garnishing of your wages stop would they bother you as much? And my answer is No!. That\’s how I have to get myself back in order. I cannot get so up tight, its not going to be like this forever. I have to be humble, take a step back, and be more patient. I love people I really do. So when I go back to work on Monday, Im going to slow it down, and see how things work for my good. Maybe its just me, letting the smallest things about others bother me.
Well, I\’m closing for now, I will be back tomorrow……………….aight?
Cree
Inside the mind of cree 
