WHYCOMES?

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Hey Yall What’s uppppppppppppppppppppppp?

Today I’m just sitting up here thinking about things in general. Laughing cause we (people) are something else! It takes a person who wants to examine themselves to see what they are really like. And so this is why I came up a few WHY COMES!

Whycome everytime one of my sisters ( 2) come over to my house they have to alwayssssssssssssssss leave with something? It could be a DVD, CD, Magazine, it dont matter. My sister and my cousin just came over to kick it with me and to bring me a disc of the wedding, we sat ate pork chops and soon as I pulled out my 2 unopened bottles of hotsauce………… Whycome my sister gon say” Oh Im taking this bottle of hotsauce to work with me in the morning!!! WTH?????????????
Thats just too deep to me. ( lollll she gon kill me)

Whycome when I get outta my car from parking, as Im walking up to Walmart or any other store, I just walk out right in front of them, staring at them with this look in my eyes…….( as if to say) OH DEY BET NOT HIT ME ………..? But then when Im riding around looking for a parking spot or leaving the store, and somebody walk in front of my car, I be looking like………. YOU BETTA GET OUTTA MY WAY 4 I RUN YO BUTT OVER! LOL ) Lord, help me on this, cause I know Im wrong) 

 Whycome I was at my register one day when this little gurl (white) in the lane over from me, was crying and acting a fool. I was staring at her real mean, hoping she would be quiet. Why she stopped crying, but when it was time for them to pass me and leave, she said MOMMY NO, I DONT WANT TO GO PASS THAT LADY SHE’S SCARYYYYYYYYING ME. So naturally the lady looks at me, ( and Im smiling like a angel) and she says what are you saying??????? she was like come on gurl……. lets go. And the little gurl was like NO MOMMA SHE’S DOING IT AGAIN ( I was staring at her lolllll) her momma act like she couldn’t understand her, but I knew what she was saying, so her mom looks at me, and the little gurl says MOMMY MOMMY PICK ME UP I DONT WANNA  WALK PASS THAT LADY!!!!!!!. So her momma picked her up and as they were walking out the store, I gave her this last spooky stare, she grabbed her momma’s neck so tight. I WAS CRACKING UPPP IN MY MINDDDDDDDDDDDD!  LOLLLLL I bet she wont ack up in a grocery sto no mo!!!!

 
Whycome we have the same ol customers that shop at Walmart, and when they come through my line, they be like gurlllllll I got in your line cause you be moving fast, then they say so gurl what’s up? I look at them in the face trying to figure out what our last conversation saying to myself, “who in the world is DIS’? lol


Aiight familyyyyyyyyyyyy your gurl is OUT!
Lacrease

 4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
       a time to mourn and a time to dance,

Ecclesiastes 3:4 (New International Version)

Where works of the flesh exists, there is NO joy

12 Replies to “WHYCOMES?”

  1. LMAO..I have done kids like that in the store before too. They just be cuttin’ a clown with their parent and I will look at them like “boy if I was yo mama I would tear your lil ass up” and the kid’s eyes will get all big and they will start looking all sad and the parent not paying attention. I hate to see kids acting up in public like that cuz I know I will quickly snatch my son up and straighten the situation out.

    lol…you had me trippin over here

    ~Mona

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  2. I’m like that in the parking lot 2… but you silly CRE! Had me over here picturing you and that lil girl … (laughing my butt off) I wish I could have seen that.

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  3. now why you scaring that lil girl like that…low key i do that to the bad ass kids who act up in my store lol….ur crazy lol

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  4. LOLLLLLLLL i LOVE YALLLLLL. bUT WHY TODAY THIS LITTLE BOY BOUT 4 WAS OFFFFFFFFF THE HOOKKKKKKKKKKK SOME CANDY. I MEAN HE WAS RAISING THE ROOF. I WENT OVER THERE AND GAVE HIM THAT LOOK. HE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE LADY IF YOU DONT GET OUTTA MY FACE, YOU DO NOT SCARE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LOLLLLLL

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  5. Ummm Whycome you haven’t spilled the dirt on that guy me an Lady J been askin you about CRE..LOL You know I can’t forget that girl ..LOL

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  6. LaCrease——————————
    Gyrl! U know U crack me upppppppppp!

    I must admit, I will walk in front of a car in a minute… I can’t stand when people look down the isle as if they’re trying to find a park… Just TURN! So what you’ll have to go up another isle… I don’t have time to wait, check and see if you’re turning. LOL.

    See U know U R off the chain messin’ with that little girl…
    LOL.

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  7. lollllllll BLK gurlllll. Its true cause as soon as I get out of the car I be like you betnot hit me. But I’ll lay on my horn when they walk across the street lollll

    Coco Lady J. Gurl I saw his page through Charsmatic Diva page. I dont know him like that. But yall better visit his page. He seems cool toooo. He’s from Detroit like me.

    crease

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  8. CRE – I’M GON KILL YOU – AND YEAH I GOT YO HOT SAUCE – I SAID IT, I SAID IT – even though I looked in my cabinet and I didn’t have none at home so I left it at the CRIB BOO! Why come I can’t get one mo bottle so I can take it to work?

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